campco

Cat deliciously prepared can be a culinair experience, but I don't like chewing the eyes that much.

CuriousGeorge

Wow, I'm feeling a need to brush my teeth!

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Succeed2k

Wow.. and i thought i knew how to derail a thread. I could take lessons from you lot. hehe

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the Guru

How many elephants can you fit in a mini?




Four - 2 in the front and 2 in the back.



How many giraffes can you fit in a mini?



None - it's full of elephants.



How do you know when an elephant has been in your fridge?


Footprints in the butter.



How do you know if 2 elephants have been in your fridge?



2 sets of footprints in the butter.



How do you know if 3 elephants have been in your fridge?



3 sets of footprints in the butter.



How do you know if 4 elephants have been in your fridge?



There is a mini parked out the front.



And finally, one for the consenting adults amongst us ...

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?


Swim for your life!

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roy

Very good Guru, 'corny' but very good. ..............

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!


A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.



By the way : obviously they should keep a web site to keep us informed! (note; this sentence isn't meant to be funny )

roy

ArbeeS

Despite all that has transpired with DXS and this Mervyn Copperwaite person - it amazes me to observe the "blind faith" that some how there is still a chance to get our money back. Something akin to an Enron employee dreaming of the day when their pension will pay off.

Garage Logician

Being such a new member Arbees I want to welcome you to 4AllAccounts.

As for your "blind faith" comment I can only suggest you do a bit more reading.

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April

A string goes into a bar, walks up to the bartender, and orders a beer.

The bartender says "Sorry, guy, you're a string, we don't serve to strings in here."

So the string goes outside, ties himself in a knot, and unravels one end a bit.

he then goes back into the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says "Hey, aren't you that string that was just in here?"

And the string answers....... "No, I'm a frayed knot!"

(Thanks, Dad!)

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