How many elephants can you fit in a mini?
Four - 2 in the front and 2 in the back.
How many giraffes can you fit in a mini?
None - it's full of elephants.
How do you know when an elephant has been in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
How do you know if 2 elephants have been in your fridge?
2 sets of footprints in the butter.
How do you know if 3 elephants have been in your fridge?
3 sets of footprints in the butter.
How do you know if 4 elephants have been in your fridge?
There is a mini parked out the front.
And finally, one for the consenting adults amongst us ...
What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
Swim for your life!
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